omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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