I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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