Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
