these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No subtext here. People are naked.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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