doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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