You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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