is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
high people should be assigned attendants
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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