Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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