Dual....:-)
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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