FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We just shotgunned beers for America
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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