I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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