Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
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My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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