the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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