What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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