Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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