Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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