How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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