The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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