Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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