evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
