Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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