I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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