Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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