She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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