At least make sure they are 18
Why
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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