Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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