Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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