Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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