Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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