Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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