...so i touched it.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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