I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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