Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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