so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I AM VODKA MAN
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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