ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
My boob is missing a layer of skin
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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