yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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