Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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