"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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