I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I think people are normalizing furries
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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