I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Randomize
