Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
