ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
All the doctor said was why
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