no, he came in my armpit
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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