That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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