That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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