dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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