No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
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Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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