Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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