that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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