Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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