Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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