absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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