Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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