Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
